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She faked a pregnancy
To double her food rations. Before yield farming was even a thing.
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Escaped a zoo
1957. Bronx Zoo. Gone. Still missing. Never caught.
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Wikipedia verified
This is real. Not AI generated lore. She has her own Wikipedia page.
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0% tax. Full send.
No buy tax. No sell tax. No tricks. Just vibes and a platypus.
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missed dogs. missed frogs. NOT missing the platypus that literally faked a pregnancy to escape a zoo. this is the one frfr
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bro she escaped in 1957 and nobody ever found her. she's been free for 68 years. longest running rug pull victim: the zoo π
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0% tax, renounced, locked liquidity + the coin is literally about a platypus that outsmarted a zoo in the 1950s. why am i not already in
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Missing Since 1957
Penelope has been free for...
Last seen: Bronx Zoo, New York. Status: still out there.
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This counter has been running ever since.
STILL MISSING β PRESUMED FREE